I've been thinking about a lot of things for a while.
I've been thinking about blogging my working experiences and thoughts about my holiday jobs.
I wouldn't go about saying that I have a lot of working experience.
Rather I've only have limited working experience as a temporary staff during my holidays.
To date, I've only worked 4 jobs with a minimum of at least 2 months each(No that I've got a choice to work longer, holidays are not too long).
But I'll try to share my experiences with as little bitching and as much humor as possible.
I believe we've encountered nasty people in the work place.
There are many kinds of them.
I'll start by talking about the scheming people, which I will name the witch.
Witches are highly intellectual creatures who are capable of manipulating other beings. Witches are rare creatures as most beings in the realms which we known as the office are cubical zombies. They come in many forms. Generally, they are able to use their witchcraft to look appealing. But for those that look bad, they just suck in looking good.
Witches with makeup
Witch without makeup
It is important to understand the dietery habits and hunting habits of witches to prevent one from fall prey to them. Witches tend to feed on unsuspecting victims. They generate energy by inflating their ego at the expenses of their prey's ego. This is usually done through well thought out schemes, to trap its prey in a corner. When the prey is trapped in a corner, they will resort to tactics to sabotage them. Most prey when trapped in a corner, tend to fight back in aggression. This is when they fall into the witches trap. The witch will use her prowess in manipulation and cunning to sap the energy and strength out the prey. If the prey is one which will stubbornly fight back, this will generally enter a vicious cycle which will suck the life out of it.
Beside understanding its eating habits, any wise adventurer will understand that the best way not to get caught by a witch is to not walk into a witches den. With the evolution of technology methods and strategy, anywhere is a possible witches den. It is important that high level witches have the ability to cloak their aura. This ability is called "soul protect", its prevent trained witch hunters for detecting them. They will only unleash their aura when they are ready to hunt. Depending of the element of the witch, she might emit a different aura. Some are capable of dealing stun and paralysing effects.
It is also known that some witches are masters of Tai chi. This grants them the ability to shift responsibility to others. Most dangerous part of their taichi techniques are those where they shift the blame to someone else and activate the "NULL and VOID"(AKA talk to the hand).
The top one is "shift" and the bottom one is "Null and void", just informing you if you do not happen to play a children's card game called yugioh.
We are able to identify the victims of witches by the curse marks orbiting around them. It is not to be mistaken by Orochimaru's curse mark, which gives the victim a surge in chakra, but killing it if there is an overusage. The curse mark of the witch bestows bad luck to the victim. In the common office environment, the curse mark implies that the victim is becomes to the target of angry mobs and autocratic dictators. It also confer upon the victim the "official scapegoat" title.
Now that we have identified this entity called the witch, it is important that we analyse how to eliminate them. You could always call up the neighbours and form the "neighbourhood angry mob" squad. Witch hunting can be fun! you can do it too.
Yours truly has some personal encounters with such beings. I'd realise that on some level, they are actually very emotional. The whole issue of shaming others to boost their ego is to boost their self worth. Interestingly, their self worth depreciates very fast in time and they need to do something in order to revert back to their normal level. What better way than to show off. Most witches tend to be extremely lazy and only want to do the minimum, yet doing the minimum does not give them the self worth they desire. So they have shame others to make them feel that themselves feel good.
These creatures tend to be very emotional, so you might not really want to mess with them, they might cry. To date, I've only encountered two witches, and one cried when the boss told it off. Try not to comfort them when they cry. Otherwise, they will start sticking to you, that is if you want that.
Apparently, they best way to handle such people is to just ignore them. Somehow, they will keep finding you to talk to you. They will want to find your weakness so as to hurt you. You might think that other people like them as well, but you will soon realise that everyone hates them too. Its just they do not know how to get back at them.
Of course, no one is perfect and the witch will tend to laugh and shame you when you make mistakes. However, the witch is also not perfect. One day, the witch will also make mistakes, it a matter whether you want to shame it or not. In fact, you can gather your friends to shame the witch together. But as an individual with dignity, I'd suggest you leave it alone and move on with your life. It is not worth your time.
Now that I've explained about the witch and method to counter it, I hope you have a nice day.I'm Mr Awesome and I approve this message.
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