DIY kit

Feeling frustrated of your sexuality?
Think you are a man in a woman's body?
No money for sex change?

Fret not...We in the DIY kit company have come up with our very own Do-It-Yourself Sex Change (DIY SC) kit. Patented in 1972 and perfected by 2009, the DIY SC kit solves your problems in 5 simple and easily comprehended steps.

We in the DIY company are leaders in the industry and are always in the forefront of research and development. Our large research team, mainly comprising of cheap foreign talents who perform their task as guinea pigs, ensures that the production cost of our prducts are kept cheap. Experiments are safely carried out on our foreign volunteers who we pay minimal wage so that we can randomly inject them with harmful toxic chemicals. We also hire a lot of locals so that people do not boycott our products as well as to maintain the suitable foreigner to local ratio. We also pride ourselves at the large number of locals elderly which we hire as cleaners to ensure that they are given a job to survive rather than to work as a rag and bone man.

The DIY sex change kit comes in many series and many designs in order to suit the needs of our clientele. Its safe and uses mainly natural chemicals with the very little industrial chemicals(1% crude bitumen and 0.23% diorgano polysiloxane). Like all innocent and beneficial injections which stings like an ant's bite, the procedure doesn't hurt a bit, it just hurts like shark's bite.

Lets hear what our satisfied customers have to say.
"3 months ago, I bought the DIY F-M SC black anaconda series. I am extremely surprised and elated over the results. I used to have to sit in order to pee, now I can pee standing. In addition, my enomous shlong is twice the size of my husband's weenie which immensely boost my self esteem. Now I am a proud she-male who can life my head high"
Sally "Shaft" Golphbomph

Thats one for the DIY, zero for the alternative.
Now lets hear how the DIY kit changed a person's life.

"Ever since I was young, I was confused over my gender...my father used to make me play rugby...my favourite toy was a barbie...An aglet is a small plastic sheath found on each tip of a shoelace...I like fashion week...(another 20 pages of his childhood story)."
Because of the time limit, we will skip to the most important part of his/she/its comment.
"Thank you DIY kit for changing my life"
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Well, convince now, aren't you?
If you are looking at this ad, you are likely cash strapped, the DIY SC comes at a merely 5 easy payments of $995.95. Call in the next 45 seconds and we will throw in a pair of DIY prosthetic limb just for you.

Running too slow in class?
Cannot catch the bus?
Legs too skinny?
Lost your hand when your dad cut it off with a light saber?

Look no further. You are looking at our state of the art DIY prostheic limbs. Powered by a 24W/48W power source, our DIY prosthetic limbs pack 150 horse power, runs at 1500 rounds per minute and has 18 degrees of movement. With such a strength, you can even win the current reigning arm wrestling champion.

You can even upgrade and modify your prostheic limbs with blue LED lights or even change it to be powered by our DIY mini V8 engine, which packs a mean 350 horse power. Since its DIY, designing and modifying is free and easy and the sky's the limit and up to your imagination.

Busy the whole day and have no time to recharge?
Diesel prices too high?
Or just wanting to protect the environment and conserve energy?

No problem. Just carry along our DIY prosthetic limb solar panel. You can wear it like a cap or carry it like an umbrella. Its light and easy to use.

Let listen to what users have to say about this product.

"When my dad cut my hand off in Star Wars episode 5, I was so sad. Finally I found my father and the first thing he does is to cut off my hand. Then I realise Leia was my sister and I almost commited incest. She loved my friend Hans, who got carbonised, serve that bastard right. I was at the bottom of my life, how can I be a jedi if I only had one hand? Well, at least I was better off than Dooku, who lost both hands and had minimal screen time. I was approached by the DIY company and they gave me a new hope in life, a new hand. What will I do without my robotic hand? Good Work DIY company."
Luke Skywalker

So what are you waiting for?
Call now and get your DIY kit.
Our customer service officers are ever-ready to listen to your call

Call 1800-this-is-a-joke. Don't lose out in life. get DIY today.

Disclaimer
All the instructions and modifications are all provided in the instruction manual. Please ensure that you have a mentally saint partner helping you with the construction of the DIY kits. Children under the age of 18 are to seek parental approval before attempting body modification. The DIY company will not be responsible for any deaths, mutation, trauma or anything to do with the user after the product has changed hands. There will be no money back guarentee for damaged goods, failed operations and not following the proper instructions. An addition charge of $20 will be included for delivery and $2500 for medical supervision by an intern doctor. Results will vary.