Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Being Kiasu

Worried you are not doing enough?
Anxious about not going the extra mile like everyone else?
Are you doing more than you can when you see everyone else doing it as well?
Does doing too much stress and frustrate you a lot hindering what you really need to be doing?

Then you got the case of the Kiasu.

Being Kiasu is not an illness, its a natural human reflex.
Studies have shown that 95% of the homosapien population suffer from this anxiety induced syndrome. 45% only realise the symptoms after entering various mediums of education. 95% of people who suffer from Kiasu are due to environment related factors and the remaining 5% is due to genetic disorder after the first homosapien was bitten by a rare species of spiders called the Kan Chiong spider.

The first step to cure Kiasu is to step out and admit it. If you know that you've got Kiasu, report yourself to the nearest general practioner or head down to any nearby hospital. Remember, love yourself, love your family, stop the spread of Kiasu.

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