Sunday, December 5, 2010

May I interest you in a Mcfurry?

I don't know if any of you guys noticed, lately a lot of people have been changing their facebook profile pictures to a cartoon in their childhood. This is a motion to support the protection of children's rights against those like pedobear.

Then I happened to realise that most cartoon heros tend to be animals with human personalities or more appropriately, personified animals. Its all cool and stuff, until I realise...damn ain't all those cartoons furries.

Well, then you may ask, whats a furry?
The all-knowning yet not-knowing-whether-its-true-or-false wiki defines furries as fictional anthropomorphic animal characters with human personalities and characteristics.

Well, its all cool and stuff if no harm is done. However, if you do note, animals in cartoons are subjected to as much abuse as robots are. Its alright for Jerry to hammer Tom and Coyote to get exploded by this own trap(FAYUL!!!(alternative spelling)) as it is for Autobots and Deceptacons to go about blow the crap out of each other. But you ever notice how rare do actual humans die on cartoons. Every death is accompanied with dramatic sadness or a flashback(damn those flashbacks, it calls for another stupid filler or some story that sidetracks from the plot). It not like the death of Inchigo's mother actually had anything to do with the storyline, its just the introduction of kingfisher, which didn't mean very much since he was subsequently killed by Inchigo's father. Any arranchar could have done the job.

Anyway, that aside, furries are cool since it allows us to put slapstick humour into cartoons. The issue arises when rule 34 comes into play. Rule 34 states that if it exists, there is porn of it. Then suddenly an innocent cartoon becomes M18 or R21. Then furries start having a negative connotation to it. The issue is agrravated because if you think about, furry porn is bestiality and somehow thats more taboo than normal porn.

Then again the cartoons of the past are just simply awesome...Tailspin, Darkwing duck, G.I. Joe, He-Man and transformers...classic. They don't make cartoons like they used to.

Then again, who the hell cares whether your cartoon is starred by personified animals or not, just freaking enjoy the damn show.

But then again, did you guys catch like G.I. Joe the movie? the cartoon one...
I thought it was quite good...like the transformers one...
Trailer below...its more scaley than furry.



Damn you 80s music...Damn you 80s cartoons...
Why can't you come back, they don't make robots as well as they did in the 80s...


YOU GOT THE TOUCH!

YOU GOT THE POWER!!!­!

YEAH!

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