Over lunch a few days ago, my friends and I were talking about modules where the lecturers were so lazy and teach very slow that they eventually exclude the content from the syllabus(not common though...).
One of my friend then said that the alternative is that they would request us to do self study for the remaining chapters that they are unable to teach which would be terrible.
Then another friend said that when the prof says that most foreigner will suddenly feel very happy because the local kid most probably haven't learnt it yet, but foreign sudents would most likely covered the material.
Then I was thinking about how to make a one-liner for the phenomenon. Then I recalled yugioh the abridged series episode 19.
So here is the line of the day.
"Whenever an ah tiong smiles, a local gets PWNED"
Disclaimer: The post is just a joke. I am not a xenophobe. I am chinese so I'm not a racist. I don't dislike ah tiongs, I just call use that term because it makes the one liner funny. I think chinese girls are cute, especially the way they speak english.
I was seating beside a mainland chinese girl today in class...OMG, she is so beautiful...then she was wearing short...like short shorts(AKA Shorts^2) and she had nice long legs. She chose to seat beside me, you know...she could have sat beside other people, but she chose me...so happy!!! Then she smile at me...so pretty, so happy. She is my goddess...then she talk to me...OMG...happiness^100...PRC girl 10/10...score!!!
I know what are you thinking now..."aren't you a little over reacting?"
Well, yes I am...its because a friend of mine placed this thought in my head and its now growing and growing and growing and growing and I can't get it out so I am vomiting it here on my blog.
Well, then you wonder what is this EVIL thought my friend put in my head...
Well, he just kept on saying, "hey how come she choose to seat beside you. I think she like you. Ask her out. Ask her out". he just kept repeating that.
So to my friend who placed the thought in my head...please don't do it again. I cannot focus on my EE2005 assignment due tomorrow.
Another reason is because compared to PRC girls who I think are more friendly, sg girls though pretty and capable as they are don't smile a lot and emo a lot. They tend to be less friendly towards me. ARGH!!! Like after talking for a while, they go like wateva...so mean!!! But not all of them are like that...some quite nice to me...thats why I give them my autograph...
Caucasian girls also not bad, but they like caucasian guys...thats because they haven't met me yet.
Haha I will have reacted if a kawaii girl smiles at me as well.
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